Bertolucci, Godard and Pasolini
now I like it
Ideal for those of you with a particularly fast metabolism.
pasta as revolutionary praxis
this is like a scene from the movie Labyrinth and neither the girl or david bowie are in it
Ok so I never expected a fucking xbox one title to portray Rome or any historical thing accurately but that fucking game Ryse is literally CoD: Rome edition.
Fucking Boudica leading pantless barbarians besieges Rome with… War elephants? That she somehow got even though no pachiderms exist in europe since wooly mammoths got extinct forever ago? Ballistae-proof elephants no less.
Also she’s married to some random fictional anglo king and not her actual husband?
Also somehow they managed to make a victim out of NERO?
In fact Rome itself is like somehow pictured as a victim as an infinite horde of D&D type barbarians rampage around with fur magical loincloths and +1 axes somehow defeat Roman Legions.
I mean sure its a video game it doesnt have to be a historical encyclopedia but c’mom now you’re not even trying.
I’m relatively nice to everyone except my friends. I mus berate my friends to shape them into better people.
They must also let me smell their hair.
Its a bonding experience.
wha, its important
Its why I’m always diving into cartollas hair
that way I can berate her and smell her hair at the same time
Whenever someone talks about how much they hate Fascists, I get a little bit paranoid that they’re really a commie. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d curbstomp a nazi as soon as the next…